Excerpt from the memoirs of Count Von Abbittstein, phD 2011 The Count is a mild mannered Mortal who becomes his alter ego once summer starts to wind down and fall slowly creeps into our lives. Last year he became a multi degreed Doctor, completing his medical training in record time, during the 2 weeks of his summer break. Since he was already very skilled with a scalpel and his patients weren't terribly concerned with their appearance, he graduated Summa of the Partsa! Things have been affecting the Count this year, the economy has forced him in to servitude in his own Castle. Instead of working on things for the extravaganza he finds himself tiling in the loo. Funny though he has been sleeping alot, mostly during the day which has not pleased the Countess what so ever. Luckily the tiling is pretty quiet except when he fires up the wet tile saw at 2am. The Count may have to ask Dr. Von Helsing to come check him out so he can get back on schedule. Count Von Abbittstein |
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